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My 1990 Acura Legend 4-Door is up for sale. It's a customized yellow with black polka dots (did you expect anything less?). $3000 or best offer. But that's not all...
I'll also throw in one of my trademark suits!
Email me with your offer at matthew@lesko.com. More details here.
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Nice ass shot Lesko.
Posted by: crazy after all these years | March 16, 2005 at 10:43 AM
please go away
Posted by: million dollar 'tard | March 16, 2005 at 11:18 AM
I adore you. And one day I'll make good on my commitment and buy your book.
Posted by: Tracey | March 16, 2005 at 12:12 PM
My bloody knees burn
and my jaw muscles are sore,
but it's all for you.
Posted by: harvey | March 16, 2005 at 01:25 PM
What's the mileage on that byatch?
Posted by: Jazzy Poon | March 17, 2005 at 12:19 AM
Holy Crap! When did The Cheat turn into a car?
Posted by: Strong Bad | March 17, 2005 at 09:48 AM
Caption:
"National Icon and TV Commercial Star Matthew Lesko reaches into his car to retrieve crack pipe from glove box."
Posted by: law dog | March 17, 2005 at 03:02 PM
it has 93,000 miles and well kept.. also has a cd player and not a cassets as in the notice...
It also gets me out of tickets.. when an officer pulls me over they have to giggle and not give me a ticket..
One of the benefits of trying to have fun
Posted by: matthew lesko | March 18, 2005 at 01:22 PM
Holy shit...that would've been the best 16th birthday present ever. I can just imagine rolling into school in that thing. Everyone would be transfixed.
Posted by: Emma | March 24, 2005 at 04:29 PM
"I don't have the funds to buy your car"
Well, buy one of Mr. Lesko's books and he'll tell you how to get FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT to buy the car.
Posted by: Captain Spaulding | March 25, 2005 at 12:46 AM
Drive it out here to Oregon, Matthew, and I'll buy it from you. It would be fun to drive the polka-dotted LeskoMobile; it's just a wee bit far for me to come get it.
Posted by: Cranky Media Guy | May 04, 2005 at 08:37 AM
a guy who tells people how to get things for free, and he wants to sell his car,what a cheap skate!
Posted by: john doe | May 07, 2005 at 06:23 PM
i need some money for free!
send me $20 dollars U.S.to:
todd fischer
pob 1795
Brandon,Florida 33509
i need it right away!
Posted by: todd fischer | May 07, 2005 at 06:25 PM
Im interested Mr Lesko, but tell me, do you have stairs in your house?
Posted by: SA Goon | May 08, 2005 at 04:31 PM
Does you automobile has sufficient robot storage? I need to take my pusher robot with me wherever I go. 3k sounds good though.
Posted by: Happycat | May 08, 2005 at 04:32 PM
Yes, I am protected.
Posted by: matthew lesko | May 08, 2005 at 04:36 PM
Please buy me an SA account
Posted by: Loroseth1 <- AIM SN | May 08, 2005 at 04:52 PM
Tight with money? "Lesko", hrmmm?
Sounds like A DIRTY JEW
Posted by: SApocalypse | May 08, 2005 at 06:30 PM
Sure, I'll buy you one!
Posted by: SA GOONER | May 09, 2005 at 12:26 AM
I too am protected. My shover robot is far better then any pusher robot, eat that!
Posted by: The internet | May 23, 2005 at 12:52 PM
Oh Lesko, always trying to squeeze a few extra bucks out of a deal...
http://tinyurl.com/d4s5m
Kelly Blue book says your car is worth $2,500.
Posted by: TEH WEB | May 23, 2005 at 01:20 PM